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Who did this? It's by Bob Log III, a one-man-band, and the song is called Clap Your Tits. In an interview he was asked, "Are tits with implants better for clapping?" His reply, "Really, almost any tits will work. I mean, the basic idea is, I'm playing guitar and people are supposed to clap their tits together. If anyone in the room is clapping their tits together, it makes everyone else in the room feel better. Implants? It doesn't matter. If you have no tits and you clap against your friend that works pretty good too. The best way is if you grab your own breasts, push them together and make a sound. The girl on the record I found out was actually four months pregnant. I don't know if that helped or not, but she sounded great."
Bob Log III says most women won't clap their tits, "I tried it, I toured the world playing it and I found out most people won't do it. Every once in a while, it happens and when it does happen, it's on days that none of us who are there will ever forget. Wow, we're in a room and there's tit-clapping going on. How many people can really say that? I guess once or twice in your life is good. It's happened to me maybe 30 times out of 300 shows. I would say I was a little disappointed. I thought more people would be clapping their tits now than actually are."
He says his new song, Boob Scotch, is more successful, "Since I've made the song, I've had a lot of boobs in not so many drinks. Some people want to double-dip. 'Let me taste that.' That's the other thing. A lot of girls want to taste the drink that's been boobed by another girl. That's a strange side effect. I had no idea that was coming. It really kind of threw me for a loop, but I've quit thinking about it. I just accept it. More people, I've found, will put their tit in your drink than will clap them together, basically the results of my research."
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Clap Your Tits is from the album, Trike, released October 1999.
Boob Scotch is from the album, Log Bomb, released January 2003.
For more Bob Log III, try his older album, School Bus, released August 1998.